yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
