At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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