there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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