I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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