you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
