I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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