How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
no, he came in my armpit
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
