tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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