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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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