Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
It's official drugs can't kill me
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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