I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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