i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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