You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
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