i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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