Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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