S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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