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You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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