He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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