What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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