My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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