Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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