Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
