my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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