very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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