just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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