brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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