that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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