i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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