is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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