Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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