they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You were trust falling into bushes
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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