sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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