she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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