You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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