Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You need Xanax blowdarts
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Randomize
