Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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