I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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