How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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