used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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