to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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