Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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