ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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