i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
