would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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