yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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