This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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