i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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