everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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