I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Watching her eat just hurts me
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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