They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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