He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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